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Kinktober 2018 Master Post

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1-Three’s Company by ladylace616

Fandom(s): Orange is the New Black/Parks and Recreation
Title: Three’s Company
Pairing/Charcacters: Alex Vause/April Ludgate/Andy Dwyer
Tags: F/M, F/F, Threesome- F/F/M, Threesome, Oral Sex, Double Oral Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Anal play, Couch Sex
Synopsis: I have heard it said that there is “no one way to be kinky” 😉 Crossover, Multi-fandom. Orange is the New Black Alex Vause would be a great addition to the A team from Parks and Rec. Kinktober contribution.

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2- Do As I Say by ladylace616

Fandom: Orange is the New Black
Title: Do As I Say
Pairing/Charcacters: Alex Vause/Piper Chapman
Tags: Submission, Domination, Dominatrix, Submissive, BDSM, Anal Play, Anal Plug, Ball Gag, Lesbian Sex, Sapphic Sex, Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering, Rough Sex, Strap On Sex, Hair Pulling, Oral Sex, weregonnaneedmorelube, Spanking, Dirty Talk
Synopsis:

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3. For the Love of Humiliation

Fandom: The Walking Dead
Title: For the Love of Humiliation
Pairing/Charcacters: Negan/You
Tags: BDSM, Choking, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Humiliation, Masochism
Synopsis: Because Life is too short to pretend you don’t like a good choking. I have heard it said that “there is no one way to be kinky.” 😉 Negan/You Goodness. Enter at your own risk.

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4. Afternoon Delight

Fandom: Daria
Title: Afternoon Delight
Pairing/Charcacters: Jane Lane/Daria Morgendorfer
Tags: Public Sex, Oral Sex, Park Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sapphic Sex, Vaginal Fingering
Synopsis: Daria and Jane take a detour on their way to Jane’s house one afternoon.

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5. I’ll Be Your Good Girl

Fandom: Game of Thrones
Title: I’ll Be Your Good Girl
Pairing/Charcacters: Sansa Stark/Petyr Baelish
Tags: Daddy Dom, Domination, Submission, Submissive, Daddy Dom Little Girl Kink, BDSM, Nipple Clamps, Blindfold, Wrist Restraints, Restraints, Gym Sex, Vaginal Sex, Spanking, Oral Sex
Synopsis:

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6. Revenge is A Bitch and So Am I

Fandom: American Horror Story: Cult
Title: Revenge is a Bitch and So Am I
Pairing/Characters: Ally/Ivy
Tags: BDSM, Humiliation, Rough Sex, Slapping, Hate Fucking, Face Sitting, Urophile
Synopsis: Role Reversal. Ally makes Ivy her bitch.

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7. TBA

Fandom: The 100
Title: TBA
Pairing/Characters: Clarke/Bellamy/Roan
Tags: Blowjobs, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Analingus, Anal Play, Threesome – M/M/F, Threesome, F/M, M/M
Synopsis:

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8. Attempt 218: The Time Tahani Was Eleanor’s Soulmate

Fandom: The Good Place
Title: Attempt 218: The Time Tahani Was Eleanor’s Soulmate
Pairing/Characters: Tahani/Eleanor, Jason/Original Character, Vicky/Chidi
Tags: TBA
Synopsis: Michael’s report on Attempt 218

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9. Sympathy for the Devil

Fandom: House MD
Title: Sympathy for the Devil
Pairing/Characters: Remy/Chase, Thirteen, Robert Chase
Tags: Drunk Sex
Synopsis: When Thirteen agreed to go out with Chase for that coffee, little did she know their encounter would turn into shared espressos over death. And death is an aphrodisiac to the sophisticated palate….

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10. Do I Feel Familiar?

Fandom: House MD
Title: Do I Feel Familiar?
Pairing/Characters: Greg House/Amber Volakis, Amber, House, James Wilson
Tags: TBA
Synopsis: TBA

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Go to your happy place

I live at the X-Men mansion. Have the power to travel interdimensionally and experience others worlds, or copy elements in their current habitat and encourage others to see and hear things that are not physically present.

People That Live with me in the Mansion:

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Carol & Daryl from The Walking DeadThese two are a dynamite duo!! They are the main security of the mansion because ain’t no shit getting past these two! I love how bad ass they are both together and apart as individuals. Carol is genuinely a role model of mine, at least from the TV series. (Have not read the comic, aspire to)

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Andy and April from Parks and Recreation, I dig both of these two hardcore. Andy is my spirit animal. I would love to hang out with both of them, because of his entertainment value and her dry wit. Her dark sense of humor would jive with the rest of the group.

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Michael and Eleanor, They are hilarious! *wink*

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Daria Morgendorfer and Jane Lane from Dariafor their unending sarcasm and quips. Their intelligence and penchant for art and poetry combined make them a great duo.

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Jason Mendoza and Janet, because I need a lot of light heartedness to balance the darkness in my mind

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Lorraine Broughton and Delphi Lasalle from Atomic BlondeBecause Lorraine would strike down my enemies out in the field secretly. I value her cunning intelligence, resourcefulness, and strength. And Delphi because I need lesbians in my life =P

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Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones, Also for security. I value her undying loyalty and strength. She is a true individual who marches to the beat of her own drum. She is independent and determined. 

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Enid from Ghost World, Her sense of adventure and art makes her valuable. We would get along great. She is super nerdy, too. A little lost inside and mentally scattered, as we deep types are wont to do. I identify with her, especially seeing an older man. (Also, she’s undeniably sexy.)

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Adult Wednesday AdamsThis web series was like eureka!! She is such an identifiable character as well. She’s independent and outspoken. Intelligent and insulting, cunning and deep. I like her dark sense of humor as well. 

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Raven from Teen TitansI admire her degree of mental control. I wish to attain the level of zen she is able to achieve through meditation. I like her dark spells and the concept of all her personalities being my friend would be fun, as if they were all running around the mansion. She also enjoys poetry and study so we would click.

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Alex Vause from Orange is the New Black, I have the hugest crush on her. Her lewd sense of humor and capacity for fucking up is something I can relate to unfortunately. Plus more lesbians, we discussed this.

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Khal Drogo and Danaeryus Stormborn from Game of Thrones, They are both very sexy and driven individuals. They were a beautiful team and it would please me muchly if the Khaleesi were to share her Khal with me *wiggles eyebrows*

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Louis Huang, He is the sweetest and nicest guy around. Any girl would be lucky to have him. One of the moments I remember most about him is that Jessica his wife said, “You really want me to have the things I want. I’m never going to get mad at you for that.” ❤ Be still my heart.

 

TWD: Season 7, ep 11 review

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Who could have guessed??? I was dumbstruck at the end of the latest episode when I realized I had just watched a whole hour of fucking Eugene and *gasp* ENJOYED it? WTF? lol Negan’s world is like paradise to him, it’s uncanny how well he adapts to the new world he’s been shown. Hubby & I were particularly thrilled when he reeled off that old dumb lie, because it’s certainly served him well~ being part of the HGP.

I was interested to see, wondering who he would prefer to belong to? The world is certainly better for him in Negan’s world, strange as that may be. I was thrilled for him when he stepped up and took things because he could. It was shocking to see him develop a spine suddenly, and more than that, thrive in his new world.

It’s A Small World After All

Alternative title: Almost, But Never Was

The other day I went shopping at Wal*Mart and I ran into an old acquaintance. Of all people, I ran into Asta- Hakim’s Grandma. It was a pleasure seeing her. One thing I regret about discontinuing the friendships I had with my exes was my right to know about their loved ones~ Both Tyler (my first bf) and Hakim had grandmothers that I adored and they liked me, too.

Hakim’s family called her Dada, which is what I always knew and called her by as well. Seeing her was so weird and funny because it just reminded me of how different my life could have been. I kick myself every time I think about how I chose Joshua, the no-good drunk of my life, over Hakim, a perfectly stable and nice young man who loved me and missed me. He tried to get me back after we broke up, and I stupidly chose Josh thinking I was deeply in love.

Deeply deranged in the head, maybe.

If I had chosen Hakim back then, he would have likely became my husband instead. I love Jacob so very much, but I wonder sometimes how much happier I could have been with Hakim. Hakim and I were very similiar, that’s why we made a good couple. We were both sensitive people who enjoyed the same things, were spontaneous and liked to be involved in cool things. My relationship with him was easily one of the most stable relationships I ever had, and I miss those times sometimes. We had a lot of fun together. We had a lot of common interests.

We went out all the time. Hakim had a very good job and he drove a nice car. He was so sweet and thoughtful and generous. He bought people presents just because~ for no reason, he just wanted to spread cheer. The first date we ever had remains the best first date I ever went on to this day.

I suppose I’ve been thinking about it because I am slightly disappointed in some aspects of my marriage. I dislike how stagnant things are sometimes. Jake is stingy when it comes to going out. He refuses to go to expensive restaurants. In fact, the last nice place we went for dinner was an absolutely miserable date because he thought we might end up spending $60 on the  meal, including the tip amount *rolls eyes*

I crave the experience of dressing up and going out. I want to look nice and be on my husband’s arm, have him be proud to take me somewhere rather than grudging. I haven’t felt very attractive lately in his eyes either. I feel like I am starving for compliments and sweet endearments. I just want him to say nice things about me to me, and how pathetic is it when you have to ask???? No bueno.

Our sex life is pretty much in the same boat. We never do anything new, and it’s not my fault. I might be just a little too adventurous for Jake. And by that, I mean I actually enjoy and want to try different forms of foreplay but to him that would just be a big waste of time. He’s too impatient to get on to the sex, and I never feel wooed. Just pressured. Our sex is like clock work, something I have to do in a timely fashion before he freaks out that I haven’t offered. God forbid he spend some time making out with me or heavy petting me to put me in the mood, oh no.

He doesn’t kiss me passionately. He doesn’t stare into my eyes like he loves me. I know he does, I just sometimes wish he could be more expressive about things. S0metimes I feel like we lack intimacy since he rushes things so much.

We’re definitely comfortable together, though. We have fallen into a routine. Come home, smoke, eat until it’s time to have sex and go to sleep. We both love to eat. We eat out of boredom. We both have been known to binge eat. We both love playing on our computers and watching the same TV shows. I am happy. I have found what I was looking for when I first got together with Jake;

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I needed someone who would never tire of me. I somehow got what I wished for; Jake is obsessed with me, I am his one and only. I am his wife and his best friend. Jake doesn’t like to spend time with anyone else, he has no other friends. I am his everything. He wants to be by my side always, literally. The only time I can be away from him is when I am at work. It gets tiring, but they do say “Careful what you wish for.”

Something Hubby and I have been doing it catching up on all the latest and greatest shows on TV. I feel like all the characters on Hulu are my friends now. These fictional characters took the place of my real friends. Lately we binge-watched the latest season of Walking Dead and I would be remiss if I didn’t share one of my favorite things from season 7:

I am woman, hear me roar.

Been watching the Mindy project and there is a cute scene that made me contemplative. Courtesy of my favorite R.N. Morgan Tookers, “Whenever I got my ass kicked metaphorically or literally, I did the same thing: I got back out there and I made ’em regret they ever messed with me in the first place. Think of the best, strongest warrior version of yourself and then own that shit.”

Carol came to mind instantly as a strong female role model. I admire how wiley she is. I thought it was very strategic of her to come into Alexanderia and pose as a harmless survivor of the circumstances, weak and womanly. And all the while, she had that mindset that enabled her to keep on keepin’ on after she had to kill her own adoptive daughter. She has a strong and keen mind, sharp as a knife. The way she went all psycho in private on the little boy who wanted cookies…. it was pretty cool.

That’s right, Carol can handle anything. I just love her adaptability. She is filled with a steel like quality of feminine strength. It reminds me of how Melanie Wilkes was in Gone with the Wind. She was quiet and mouse-like at times, but the southern lady in her always rose to the occasions in times of stress. She cheered on Scarlett when she killed the Yankee and came to her defense with a sword she could barely carry. She was brave as hell, being as weak as she was. And when the Yankees came back to Tara, Melanie’s calmness was the only thing that steadied Scarlett and when she told Melanie what she must do, she didn’t hesitate but flew onto the nearest horse to do Scarlett’s bidding. Brave, quiet women who are truly wise can deceive many into thinking what they want. They have strength that others know not, and my Granny was the same way. I’d like to emulate these fine women.

 

Happy Mother’s Day This is the most apt thing I’ve seen in a while. How to Break a Broken Man by BattyNora In Terminus, Gareth tells Rick that, as ringleader, he must pick one of the group in the train car to be sacrificed, but … Continue reading