Tag: parks and rec

Kinktober 2018 Master Post


1-Three’s Company by ladylace616

Fandom(s): Orange is the New Black/Parks and Recreation
Title: Three’s Company
Pairing/Charcacters: Alex Vause/April Ludgate/Andy Dwyer
Tags: F/M, F/F, Threesome- F/F/M, Threesome, Oral Sex, Double Oral Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Anal play, Couch Sex
Synopsis: I have heard it said that there is “no one way to be kinky” 😉 Crossover, Multi-fandom. Orange is the New Black Alex Vause would be a great addition to the A team from Parks and Rec. Kinktober contribution.


2- Do As I Say by ladylace616

Fandom: Orange is the New Black
Title: Do As I Say
Pairing/Charcacters: Alex Vause/Piper Chapman
Tags: Submission, Domination, Dominatrix, Submissive, BDSM, Anal Play, Anal Plug, Ball Gag, Lesbian Sex, Sapphic Sex, Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering, Rough Sex, Strap On Sex, Hair Pulling, Oral Sex, weregonnaneedmorelube, Spanking, Dirty Talk


3. For the Love of Humiliation

Fandom: The Walking Dead
Title: For the Love of Humiliation
Pairing/Charcacters: Negan/You
Tags: BDSM, Choking, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Humiliation, Masochism
Synopsis: Because Life is too short to pretend you don’t like a good choking. I have heard it said that “there is no one way to be kinky.” 😉 Negan/You Goodness. Enter at your own risk.


4. Afternoon Delight

Fandom: Daria
Title: Afternoon Delight
Pairing/Charcacters: Jane Lane/Daria Morgendorfer
Tags: Public Sex, Oral Sex, Park Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sapphic Sex, Vaginal Fingering
Synopsis: Daria and Jane take a detour on their way to Jane’s house one afternoon.


5. I’ll Be Your Good Girl

Fandom: Game of Thrones
Title: I’ll Be Your Good Girl
Pairing/Charcacters: Sansa Stark/Petyr Baelish
Tags: Daddy Dom, Domination, Submission, Submissive, Daddy Dom Little Girl Kink, BDSM, Nipple Clamps, Blindfold, Wrist Restraints, Restraints, Gym Sex, Vaginal Sex, Spanking, Oral Sex


6. Revenge is A Bitch and So Am I

Fandom: American Horror Story: Cult
Title: Revenge is a Bitch and So Am I
Pairing/Characters: Ally/Ivy
Tags: BDSM, Humiliation, Rough Sex, Slapping, Hate Fucking, Face Sitting, Urophile
Synopsis: Role Reversal. Ally makes Ivy her bitch.


7. TBA

Fandom: The 100
Title: TBA
Pairing/Characters: Clarke/Bellamy/Roan
Tags: Blowjobs, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Analingus, Anal Play, Threesome – M/M/F, Threesome, F/M, M/M


8. Attempt 218: The Time Tahani Was Eleanor’s Soulmate

Fandom: The Good Place
Title: Attempt 218: The Time Tahani Was Eleanor’s Soulmate
Pairing/Characters: Tahani/Eleanor, Jason/Original Character, Vicky/Chidi
Tags: TBA
Synopsis: Michael’s report on Attempt 218


9. Sympathy for the Devil

Fandom: House MD
Title: Sympathy for the Devil
Pairing/Characters: Remy/Chase, Thirteen, Robert Chase
Tags: Drunk Sex
Synopsis: When Thirteen agreed to go out with Chase for that coffee, little did she know their encounter would turn into shared espressos over death. And death is an aphrodisiac to the sophisticated palate….


10. Do I Feel Familiar?

Fandom: House MD
Title: Do I Feel Familiar?
Pairing/Characters: Greg House/Amber Volakis, Amber, House, James Wilson
Tags: TBA
Synopsis: TBA


Three Fictional Characters


Saw this on facebook- you pick three fictional characters to represent yourself and see what others think.

I had quite a few different influences in answering this question.

I had a couple of characters that leaped to mind automatically-

  1. Daria Morgendorfer- Why did I pass on Daria? While I hold her in high esteem and I wish desperately she were my friend, I don’t think I am as apathetic as she is. She’s always been so unenthusiastic and in that department I differ from her. Her pessimism trumps my pessimism.
  2. Luna Lovegood- I ruled out Luna on the basis that I have never been as unafraid as her. She marches to the beat of her own drum and doesn’t care who knows it. She is more like my friend Elizabeth, I was always scared of what people might think so I don’t think I am as much devil-may-care.
  3. Wednesday Addams- I ruled out Wednesday because I thought April was a closer fit to my personality. They both have very dry and morbid senses of humor but April seems more relatable to me, although growing up with a weird extended family doesn’t sound so different now that I think about it. Wednesday stands out with her gothic style but I am more like April and “goth in spirit.”

I picked the other two girls because…..

Mindy- When I watched that show, she seemed so like me. “My life is so fucked up but I’m trying to be cute about it so there’s something endearing in all my mess, right???” She was a hot mess and a delight to watch. I got her sense of humor.

Enid- I felt the same about this lost teenager. Her adventurous side reflects the streak I had when I was younger. Impulsively following people and making up stories about them. Drawing all the time. Writing. Feeling like a fuck up, doing self destructive things and being powerless to stop yourself.

Day 8- Share a short story


Alex, April, and Andy go to the health food store.

Alex held the green shopping basket on her arm. She adjusted her sexy glasses, and gave a blonde holding some melons a couple feet over a second look. Her eyes were very expressive in their appreciation of the woman.

April rolled her eyes, and Andy blatantly checked out the two women. April and Andy were secure in their relationship. Andy knew that April was bisexual and craving a woman’s company lately. He wanted to help her relieve that need. They went places looking for a third person to join their relationship.

The thing was, they wanted different things. April wanted to experience a woman, but she didn’t really want one that wanted Andy, too. She didn’t want to share her husband. She just wanted to share herself and have Andy present. He could do things to her while she and the woman focused on each other. Andy was all for a third person in the relationship, someone committed solely to them as a couple.

April didn’t want anything serious. She was therefore enchanted by the dark haired sexual woman named Alex. She exuded an aura of confident sexiness. Alex did not entertain the thought of men. She was not even remotely interested in April’s husband, and that suited April just fine.

April brought Alex home with her one evening. She knew that Andy wouldn’t protest.

Go to your happy place

I live at the X-Men mansion. Have the power to travel interdimensionally and experience others worlds, or copy elements in their current habitat and encourage others to see and hear things that are not physically present.

People That Live with me in the Mansion:

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Carol & Daryl from The Walking DeadThese two are a dynamite duo!! They are the main security of the mansion because ain’t no shit getting past these two! I love how bad ass they are both together and apart as individuals. Carol is genuinely a role model of mine, at least from the TV series. (Have not read the comic, aspire to)

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Andy and April from Parks and Recreation, I dig both of these two hardcore. Andy is my spirit animal. I would love to hang out with both of them, because of his entertainment value and her dry wit. Her dark sense of humor would jive with the rest of the group.

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Michael and Eleanor, They are hilarious! *wink*

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Daria Morgendorfer and Jane Lane from Dariafor their unending sarcasm and quips. Their intelligence and penchant for art and poetry combined make them a great duo.

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Jason Mendoza and Janet, because I need a lot of light heartedness to balance the darkness in my mind

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Lorraine Broughton and Delphi Lasalle from Atomic BlondeBecause Lorraine would strike down my enemies out in the field secretly. I value her cunning intelligence, resourcefulness, and strength. And Delphi because I need lesbians in my life =P

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Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones, Also for security. I value her undying loyalty and strength. She is a true individual who marches to the beat of her own drum. She is independent and determined. 

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Enid from Ghost World, Her sense of adventure and art makes her valuable. We would get along great. She is super nerdy, too. A little lost inside and mentally scattered, as we deep types are wont to do. I identify with her, especially seeing an older man. (Also, she’s undeniably sexy.)

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Adult Wednesday AdamsThis web series was like eureka!! She is such an identifiable character as well. She’s independent and outspoken. Intelligent and insulting, cunning and deep. I like her dark sense of humor as well. 

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Raven from Teen TitansI admire her degree of mental control. I wish to attain the level of zen she is able to achieve through meditation. I like her dark spells and the concept of all her personalities being my friend would be fun, as if they were all running around the mansion. She also enjoys poetry and study so we would click.

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Alex Vause from Orange is the New Black, I have the hugest crush on her. Her lewd sense of humor and capacity for fucking up is something I can relate to unfortunately. Plus more lesbians, we discussed this.

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Khal Drogo and Danaeryus Stormborn from Game of Thrones, They are both very sexy and driven individuals. They were a beautiful team and it would please me muchly if the Khaleesi were to share her Khal with me *wiggles eyebrows*

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Louis Huang, He is the sweetest and nicest guy around. Any girl would be lucky to have him. One of the moments I remember most about him is that Jessica his wife said, “You really want me to have the things I want. I’m never going to get mad at you for that.” ❤ Be still my heart.


New to Me Thing That I Like


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I would be remiss if I didn’t include a detail dear to my heart. Andy Dwyer is the absolute cutest character who I weirdly associate and empathize with a lot. His relationship with April is the cutest thing ever, too. Of course I gotta represent my favorite character’s personal band Mouserat 🙂

Andy & April’s Wedding:


Leslie begs Ron a.k.a. me when I want Jake to do something: